It got me thinking about the people who I saw out running on my way into the office in the 8 to 9am hour on weekdays.
I always wondered about them. Did they work a second shift? Did they have the day off? Or did they possibly have some amazing job where their employer encouraged them to exercise during work hours?
Now I get it. They were all unemployed.
That's certainly why I do it.
It's not like I always enjoy pushing myself to get out of the house every day for some cardio. However, it does get my head out of the mundane routine of applying for jobs, hoping for a call back and deleting rejection letter after rejection letter from my inbox.
I also hope that one of these days Jennifer Lawrence will come out of nowhere, start jogging behind me and invite me to join her in a crazy local dance competition.
It logically follows that my dad, Robert De Niro, will make a few bad bets on the Eagles and lose all of his money. Of course his bookie, Beansie from the Sopranos, will allow my dad to win it all back by placing a wager on my score in the crazy dance competition, despite knowing nothing about my skills or the dance competition.
However, I have yet to see Jennifer Lawrence following me, Robert De Niro is not my dad and everybody knows that Beansie is in a wheelchair living in Florida after Richie Aprile ran him over with his Bronco.
Besides, even if it did happen nobody would believe because the story is just plain stupid
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